Just a couple of funny stories.
Background: Husband and I, fancy restaurant, about to order dessert. Me: lightweight, especially after not having anything to eat or drink all day, before going to dinner.
Waiter: Have you decided on dessert?
Husband: I think so.
He looks at me and says, go ahead.
Me: I would like the banilla..
Wait, what?! What is banilla? I was trying to order the banana creme brulee tart and somehow banilla (a mix between vanilla and banana, apparently..) came out of my mouth. This, after getting a bit of my drink on my new sweater. Ah, he can dress me up, but taking me out? Not so much. :)
And, today.
So, for a couple of months, I have been using a natural toothpaste. It is made with anise and is very strong when brushing.
Husband: Did you brush your teeth today?
Me: Well, yes, of course I brushed my teeth today. Why? Does my breath not smell like I did?
Husband: No.
Me: Really?
Husband: I am serious. (Laughing, as he says this.)
Me: I need to know if you are really serious right now, this is really important. I need to know if I have been smelling people out with my breath since I started using this toothpaste.
Well folks, apparently I have. Crest, I am coming back to you. Apparently, Nature's Gate toothpaste just ain't cuttin' it.
Wow.
xoxo,
Heather
Background: Husband and I, fancy restaurant, about to order dessert. Me: lightweight, especially after not having anything to eat or drink all day, before going to dinner.
Waiter: Have you decided on dessert?
Husband: I think so.
He looks at me and says, go ahead.
Me: I would like the banilla..
Wait, what?! What is banilla? I was trying to order the banana creme brulee tart and somehow banilla (a mix between vanilla and banana, apparently..) came out of my mouth. This, after getting a bit of my drink on my new sweater. Ah, he can dress me up, but taking me out? Not so much. :)
And, today.
So, for a couple of months, I have been using a natural toothpaste. It is made with anise and is very strong when brushing.
Husband: Did you brush your teeth today?
Me: Well, yes, of course I brushed my teeth today. Why? Does my breath not smell like I did?
Husband: No.
Me: Really?
Husband: I am serious. (Laughing, as he says this.)
Me: I need to know if you are really serious right now, this is really important. I need to know if I have been smelling people out with my breath since I started using this toothpaste.
Well folks, apparently I have. Crest, I am coming back to you. Apparently, Nature's Gate toothpaste just ain't cuttin' it.
Wow.
xoxo,
Heather
4 comments:
I really like the toothpaste one lol I used to use a natural toothpaste since I felt bad trying to live a green life with crest in my cupboard but...it left an icky feeling in my mouth. I decided that's where I draw the line.
I know it. I was at least trying to change things I use daily and go to things that are natural, but that's one I can't do either, apparently. :D
hey there! thanks for your nice comment on my blog! you are so darling! glad to be bloggy friends!
loves!
britt {whimsy}
ps, where did you get your darling handwriting you use on the side of your posts? i love it!
britt
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